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簡短英語笑話

時(shí)間:2020-11-19 15:01:22 英語笑話 我要投稿

簡短英語笑話精選

  When was Rome Built 羅馬于何時(shí)建成

簡短英語笑話精選

  Teacher:When was Rome built?

  Tom:At night.

  Teacher:Who told you that?

  Tom:You said Tome was not built in a day.
 

  The Plural Form of "Child"孩子的.復(fù)數(shù)

  Teacher:What is the plural form of man.Tom?

  Tom:Men.

  Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child?

  Tom:Twins.
 

  You Married Mine 你娶了我的

  Lirrle boy:Daddu,I want to get married.

  Farher jokingly said:Oh!Who did you have in mind?

  Little boy:Grandma.

  Father:Wair a minute,you did not think I would let you marry my mother,did you?

  Little boy:Why not?You married mine.
 

  Big Hands 大手

  Teacher:If I had seben oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the orher,what would I have?

  Students:Big hands.
 

  A Teacher 老師

  Teacher:What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

  Pupils:A teacher.

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