簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話也能給我們帶來(lái)歡樂(lè)哦，以下是小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(一)
約會(huì)
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
約會(huì)
在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個(gè)咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因?yàn)檫@位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對(duì)湯姆招手并示意湯姆過(guò)去。于是湯姆走了過(guò)去。她問(wèn)道，“您現(xiàn)在是單身嗎?”
“對(duì)，是單身，”湯姆滿臉堆笑的'說(shuō)。
“我母親也是，”她說(shuō)，“您愿不愿意見(jiàn)見(jiàn)她?”
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(二)
我是個(gè)單身漢
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問(wèn). "有!"杰克想了想說(shuō),"我是個(gè)單身漢."
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話有翻譯(三)
老鼠是什么樣子的
Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e., stow trash, no food in class, etc.
The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."
嚙齒類動(dòng)物在紐約市附近的一家時(shí)尚的私立學(xué)校泛濫成災(zāi)。 那家學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)(我的一個(gè)朋) 請(qǐng)來(lái)了一位健康檢查員來(lái)給在校師生作一次幻燈演示，告訴他們?nèi)绾翁幚磉@種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。
第二天，一個(gè)老師讓她的那些年紀(jì)還非常小的學(xué)生給那位檢查員寫(xiě)封信，感謝他的來(lái)訪。 其中一個(gè)學(xué)生這樣寫(xiě)道，“親愛(ài)的 Johnson先生， 感謝您來(lái)到我的學(xué)校，在看到你之前，我還不知道老鼠長(zhǎng)的什么樣子”。
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