帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
你知道學(xué)些笑話的好處么?當(dāng)?shù)谝淮我?jiàn)面的時(shí)候，總是有不知道該說(shuō)什么的尷尬，這時(shí)候你就需要一些笑話，來(lái)緩解一下氣氛呢，這里小編為你收集整理了帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話大全，希望能對(duì)你有所幫助哈!
帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話【1】
The Great Lion Hunter 偉大的獵手
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披蓋) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝結(jié))shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.
Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有個(gè)小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長(zhǎng)派人去請(qǐng)偉大的獵手Jonesie來(lái)殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個(gè)晚上，但獅子一直沒(méi)有出現(xiàn)。最后，他要求村長(zhǎng)殺只牛然后把頭皮給他。把牛皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來(lái)的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒(méi)有獅子出沒(méi)的`蛛絲馬跡。
Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?村長(zhǎng)問(wèn)。
哪有獅子!獵人怒吼道，哪個(gè)傻瓜把公牛放出來(lái)了?
帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話【2】
The lowest grade 最低分
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺(jué)得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”
老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了!”
帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話【3】
Wait for your salary 你等著發(fā)工資吧
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...
wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨(dú)，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。
如果你想要快樂(lè)，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢(qián)……
等著發(fā)工資吧!
帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話【4】
As If Awakening From A Dream 如夢(mèng)初醒
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進(jìn)行，一個(gè)演講者動(dòng)情地說(shuō)：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關(guān)系，甚至導(dǎo)致妻子離開(kāi)自己的丈夫……”
這時(shí)一個(gè)男人大聲喊：“再來(lái)一瓶白蘭地!”
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