英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話

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英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話

　　看笑話好處實(shí)在是太多了,生活不能太拘謹(jǐn),生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑話吧,每天開(kāi)心一下,可以少去很多的煩惱。下面是小編為大家整理的英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話，歡迎閱讀。

英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話

　　英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的.笑話1:How Many Rabbits?多少只兔子？

　　Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Jonathan: Nine, sir.

　　Teacher: Nine?

　　Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

　　老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

　　喬納森：一共有九只，先生。

　　老師：九只？

　　喬納森：先生，我本來(lái)就有一只。

　　英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話2:You can't go without me沒(méi)有我你們走不了

　　The bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.

　　"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.

　　"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.

　　沒(méi)有我你們走不了

　　公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒(méi)有人給他讓路.

　　"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.

　　"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對(duì)他說(shuō).

　　"但是沒(méi)有我你們走不了.我是司機(jī)!"那位男士說(shuō)道.

　　英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話3:Drunk醉酒

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了�！� “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！”

　　英語(yǔ)帶翻譯的笑話4:These Are My Jeans那是我的褲子!

　　After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about

　　herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．

　　“Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．”

　　Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans．”

　　一個(gè)婦女在減肥一段時(shí)間后自我感覺(jué)特別好——特別是當(dāng)她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔褲時(shí)。她跑下樓沖她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的褲子了�！彼煞蚩戳怂靡粫�(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，我愛(ài)你。但那是我的褲子。”