好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話

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好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，歡迎欣賞好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話!

好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

　　joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}

　　ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

　　哦，這就睡!{joy}

　　Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

　　做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)哦，晚安!{媽媽}

　　good niggt,Mum!

　　晚安，媽媽!{joy}

　　Sweet dream...how?

　　甜甜的`夢(mèng)。。。。到底怎么才能做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)呢?{joy}

　　Bingo!

　　有了!{joy}

　　joy,wahay are you doing?

　　the candy will make your teeth ache!

　　joy,你怎么睡前還吃糖啊!會(huì)牙疼的!{媽媽}

　　(joy,舉著糖，看著媽媽。){joy}

　　But you told me to have a sweet dream...

　　不是你說(shuō)要我做個(gè)甜甜的美夢(mèng)的嗎。。。{joy}

　　。。。。。。。。{媽媽}

　　好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

　　"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

　　"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"

　　"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

　　杰克到一所大學(xué)去學(xué)歷史。第一學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強(qiáng)烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來(lái)年的學(xué)業(yè)。

　　“他是個(gè)好孩子，”杰克的父親說(shuō)：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會(huì)有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，他一定會(huì)考好的。”

　　“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個(gè)月我問他拿破侖什么時(shí)候死的，他都不知道。”

　　“先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。”杰克的父親說(shuō)：“你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜]有訂報(bào)紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”

　　好笑精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　　醫(yī)生按期來(lái)探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來(lái)親了她一下。然后他說(shuō)不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。

　　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　　醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說(shuō)，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

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