校園開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
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一：校園開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
What Grade
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's
license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She
pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked,"What
grade, miss?"
"Eleventh!" Kristin replied.
Notes:
�、� niece n. 侄女④ full-service n. 晝夜服務(wù)
�、� license n. 駕駛執(zhí)照⑤ pump n. 加油機(jī)
�、� pull up 停止
哪一級(jí)
我的十七歲的侄女，科里斯蒂，剛剛拿到駕照。她主動(dòng)提出去加油
站給她媽媽的`車(chē)加油。她把車(chē)開(kāi)到晝夜服務(wù)的加油泵前。服務(wù)員問(wèn)她：
“(加油加到)哪一級(jí)，小姐?”
“十一(年)級(jí)!”科里斯蒂回答說(shuō)。
二：校園開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave(give的過(guò)去式) you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
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