簡短英文笑話帶翻譯

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簡短英文笑話帶翻譯

　　Who Should be Given the Present

簡短英文笑話帶翻譯

　　A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”

　　一個(gè)有五個(gè)孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集來問這件禮物應(yīng)該給誰。“誰最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。大家都不吭聲。過了一會(huì)兒，孩子們異口同聲地說：“爸爸，您玩兒吧。”

　　馬克·吐溫

　　On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen.Theplacard thus ran： MARK TWAIN ARRIVES. ASCOT CUP STOLEN. Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it.

　　有一次，馬克·吐溫從紐約起程抵達(dá)倫敦訪問，《星報(bào)》認(rèn)為這個(gè)消息值得登在它的晚招貼上。但是，還有一條消息也要登上：關(guān)于愛斯科杯被盜的消息。招貼是這樣寫的`：馬克·吐溫光臨愛斯科杯被盜我們相信，馬克·吐溫從來也沒聽說過這件事。

　　I don't think I know-我不知道啊

　　Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

　　John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

　　Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

　　John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

　　老師：“John，動(dòng)詞ring的過去分詞是什么?”。約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。約翰：“我想我不知道”。

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