開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話

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開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話2則

　　交通燈真美 traffic lights are so pretty

開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話2則

　　In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

　　One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

　　each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

　　Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

　　在堤岸邊有個(gè)十字路口，是我每天回家的必經(jīng)之路。

　　一天黃昏，我開(kāi)車車載著三歲的女兒回家，來(lái)到堤岸，從遠(yuǎn)處看去，只見(jiàn)十字路口的幾只紅綠燈都出了故障……

　　每只紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起，在晚霞襯托下，煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見(jiàn)的.美景：“女兒你看，前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”

　　女兒看后說(shuō)道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰(shuí)把他們修好的?”

　　老爸求贊美 Dad seeking praise

　　5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

　　Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."

　　Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

　　Dad: "hey!"

　　Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"

　　5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。