英語(yǔ)笑話：對(duì)午餐的不滿

　　An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.

　　The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

　　The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

　　The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

　　Next day the Irishman opens his lunch b box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too, the blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

　　At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping, she says, "if I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" the Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," She said. "He made his own lunch."

　　一個(gè)愛(ài)爾蘭人，一個(gè)墨西哥人和一個(gè)金發(fā)男子在一棟樓房的第三十層施工。

　　愛(ài)爾蘭人打開(kāi)飯盒說(shuō)：“咸牛肉和卷心菜!下次午飯還吃咸牛肉和卷心菜，我就從這樓上跳下去。”

　　墨西哥人打開(kāi)飯盒說(shuō)：“又是玉米煎餅。下次如果還是玉米煎餅，我也跳下去。”

　　金發(fā)人打開(kāi)飯盒說(shuō)：“又是大臘腸。下次如果還是大臘腸三明治，我也跳下去。”

　　第二天，愛(ài)爾蘭人打開(kāi)盒飯看到咸牛肉和卷心菜便跳樓死了。墨西哥人打開(kāi)飯盒看到玉米煎餅也跳了樓，金發(fā)人打開(kāi)飯盒看到大臘腸也跳樓自殺了。

　　葬 禮上，愛(ài)爾蘭人的妻子在哭泣，她說(shuō)：“如果我知道他如此討厭咸牛肉和卷心菜，我決不會(huì)再給他吃!”墨西哥人的妻子也在哭泣著說(shuō)：“我會(huì)給他做玉米面豆卷和 春卷!我沒(méi)有發(fā)現(xiàn)他是這么不喜歡吃玉米煎餅。”每個(gè)人都把目光轉(zhuǎn)向金發(fā)男子的妻子并盯著她看。“嘿，別看我，午飯是他自個(gè)做的。”她說(shuō)。

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